Role-Playing Game Reveals Hidden Secrets of Strange Alternate Universe!

Yes, it's true! Aliens really *did* endorse all three Presidential candidates in the last election. And they continue to give the First Lady advice on her hair! Of course, the power behind the throne is none other than the King of rock and roll himself, alive again after having faked his death -- or is that really his clone? That would explain the multiple sightings all across this great country.

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All the rules you need to be a Tabloid! reporter are included in this book, even the Amazing Engine system itself! So what's stopping you? Go get that story!